[OOC: HS AU Plotting Post]
Dec. 9th, 2009 04:31 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
ENGLISH LITERATURE TEACHER NEIL DYLANDY, AT YOUR SERVICE. He's one of those teachers who's totally easygoing, really familar and friendly with his students, willing to stay behind after class for hours at a time to help with essays, all that good stuff. He's also the teacher who sees no problem with big-brothering his students - if you look even slightly like you need a helping hand or someone to be there for you, Neil will be keeping an eye out for you. Expect for him to try and bring shy students out of their shells, too. Oh, and the hours-after-class thing isn't just for essays; if you need someone to talk to, his door is always open. He can and will privately appoint himself unofficial big brother.
He occasionally flirts with Principal Franzy/Nurse Cuddy/attractive older women on staff, but it's completely harmless and innocent. Oh, and he's oblivious to the gaggle of students crushing on him. Painfully so.
He's also the head of the Sharpshooting Club, with rifles and occasionally other guns. The club is affiliated with the Archery Club (I think?). He tries to organise paintball tournaments and laser-tag battles whenever he can, both within Sharpshooting Club itself and against/with Archery and/or other clubs. Because team-building exercises are fun.
There may or may not be rumours that he was in the Army for a while before he took the teaching job, despite the fact he's only 26. Aside from that, nobody elseexcept people who've can see/have hacked into his files will ever know about the whole tragic-deaths-of-his-parents-and-sister-when-he-was-14 thing.
About the only time he's not Mr-Nice-Guy-Teacher is if he catches you bullying. Don't let him catch you bullying. It won't be pretty.
Mr Batou helped him build a little robot. It's called Haro, it sits on his desk and helps him collate work and stuff. It's very cute.
Oh, and his car is affectionately nicknamed Dynames. If asked, it's because it's a dynamic machine that's never failed him, and so deserved a cool name. Oh, and if need a ride home in the rain or something? It's no trouble. (:
ETA: You may or may not get him mixed up with the other Mr Dylandy, the one from the Art Department. They can be told apart by the fact Lyle's always flecked with paint and other arty things. It probably doesn't help that Neil has no issues asking Lyle to cover him if he has to miss a club lesson or something. He kind of thinks it's funny. :'D
Because of Lyle, though, he doesn't mind his students calling him Neil generally. He'll actively encourage it the closer he is to you.
WOW THAT WAS TL;DR anything anyone wants to add/any plotting/anything?
He occasionally flirts with Principal Franzy/Nurse Cuddy/attractive older women on staff, but it's completely harmless and innocent. Oh, and he's oblivious to the gaggle of students crushing on him. Painfully so.
He's also the head of the Sharpshooting Club, with rifles and occasionally other guns. The club is affiliated with the Archery Club (I think?). He tries to organise paintball tournaments and laser-tag battles whenever he can, both within Sharpshooting Club itself and against/with Archery and/or other clubs. Because team-building exercises are fun.
There may or may not be rumours that he was in the Army for a while before he took the teaching job, despite the fact he's only 26. Aside from that, nobody else
About the only time he's not Mr-Nice-Guy-Teacher is if he catches you bullying. Don't let him catch you bullying. It won't be pretty.
Mr Batou helped him build a little robot. It's called Haro, it sits on his desk and helps him collate work and stuff. It's very cute.
Oh, and his car is affectionately nicknamed Dynames. If asked, it's because it's a dynamic machine that's never failed him, and so deserved a cool name. Oh, and if need a ride home in the rain or something? It's no trouble. (:
ETA: You may or may not get him mixed up with the other Mr Dylandy, the one from the Art Department. They can be told apart by the fact Lyle's always flecked with paint and other arty things. It probably doesn't help that Neil has no issues asking Lyle to cover him if he has to miss a club lesson or something. He kind of thinks it's funny. :'D
Because of Lyle, though, he doesn't mind his students calling him Neil generally. He'll actively encourage it the closer he is to you.
WOW THAT WAS TL;DR anything anyone wants to add/any plotting/anything?
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Date: 2009-12-09 04:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-09 04:55 am (UTC)/BIG BROTHERS FOREVER.
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Date: 2009-12-09 05:02 am (UTC)IF YOU WANT RANGED WEAPONS, BUY YOUR OWN PENS. OR SUPER SOAKER, OR A NERF GUN OR SOMETHING.
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Date: 2009-12-09 05:15 am (UTC)... I DON'T BUY ANYTHING.
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Date: 2009-12-09 12:35 pm (UTC).....THEN STEAL THEM FROM SOMEONE ELSE. OR SEDUCE THEM OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO. BUT NOT MY PENS, MAN.
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Date: 2009-12-09 02:10 pm (UTC)YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY TEACHER I HIT, MAN.
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Date: 2009-12-09 04:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-09 04:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-09 05:06 am (UTC)We've got enough for something like that, right? Niel being all big brotherly, Kurama being all mama bear/mama hen depending on the circumstances, a couple of other big brotherly type people I'm probably forgetting?
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Date: 2009-12-09 04:41 am (UTC)being King Arthur and all, lolno subject
Date: 2009-12-09 05:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-09 05:11 am (UTC)Also, Vince might join the Sharpshooting Club. Still pondering, |3
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Date: 2009-12-09 12:41 pm (UTC):> steadily growing club is growing :>
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Date: 2009-12-09 04:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-09 05:01 am (UTC)And Michael probably hates him for lecturing Nena :'D
I BET HE'S DRAGGED THEM BOTH UP BEFORE FRANZY OR BYAKUYA BEFORE NOW FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER, Y/N
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Date: 2009-12-09 05:12 am (UTC)Plus she's one of those students who's not actually unusually dumb, just doesn't give a shit, so he probably goes NENA. TRY. PLEASE. AT LEAST TRY TO PRETEND YOU'RE PAYING ATTENTION. GIVE ME YOUR PHONE. YES, NOW. NO, YOU CAN HAVE IT BACK AT THE END OF THE DAY. NO, YOU CANNOT FINISH ONE LAST TEXT. I'LL READ IT OUT TO THE CLASS IF YOU DON'T-- OKAY, GIVE IT HERE. LET'S SEE WHAT WAS SO IMPORTANT. "MR STRATOS IS A--" THAT'S NOT FUNNY, NENA.
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Date: 2009-12-09 05:29 am (UTC)nena and michael, two of the few students he's ever given up on ever reaching y/n
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Date: 2009-12-09 05:36 am (UTC)guys
sit in the back of the class, don't make too much noise
i don't care what you do any more
just please turn in things occasionally so i can pass you, i will retire early if i have to have you in my class two years in a row
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Date: 2009-12-09 12:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-09 05:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-09 12:36 pm (UTC)I WILL BIG BROTHER YOU FOR BEING A SINGLE
MOTHERFATHERMOTHERPARENT.8D
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Date: 2009-12-10 12:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-09 06:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-09 12:38 pm (UTC)also she'd totally be one of the students that he'd encourage to call him Neil, jsyk.
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Date: 2009-12-10 06:57 am (UTC)fff it would take a lot of encouraging :'D
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Date: 2009-12-09 12:52 pm (UTC)It's totally fine if I fight back when Michael starts beating me up for "kissing his sister", rite? Rite. Awesome.
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Date: 2009-12-09 06:52 pm (UTC)I mean.
Fighting is bad, Setsuna. Leave it to Principal Franziska and her whip.
(But if he hits you first/tries to, you can totally call self-defense.)
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Date: 2009-12-09 08:29 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-12-10 07:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-10 11:47 pm (UTC)/ducks. too slow, old man :|
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Date: 2009-12-09 01:31 pm (UTC)...and are there really two rifle teams/clubs/whatever, or am I misinterpreting something? Because I think I read that Mireille was running one, too.
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Date: 2009-12-09 06:56 pm (UTC)There was some initial conflict because we both called shooting club, but we decided on Mireille doing Archery club and affiliating, as far as I knew: here. idk if she changed her mind or forgot or whatever, I'm trying to get in contact with her right now BUT TAGS BEING DOWN ISN'T HELPING sob.
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Date: 2009-12-09 08:17 pm (UTC)Oh, okay. Because I saw Mireille doing a signup post for- well, it wasn't archery, and that confused me a little. Anyway, Mello can drop by the Sharpshooting Club occasionally?
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Date: 2009-12-09 04:38 pm (UTC)idk if you want to do something with that :> I'M TAKING TOTAL ADVANTAGE OF THIS VIRUS AND TRYING TO GET HIM TO TALK TO MORE PEOPLE
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Date: 2009-12-09 06:59 pm (UTC)IT KIND OF AMUSES ME THAT NEIL WILL BE TRYING TO WORK WITH...MOST OF MICHAEL'S FRIENDS...WHILE HEAVILY DISLIKING MICHAEL HIMSELF.
LMFAO SAME HERE, this is such an awesome virus :>
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Date: 2009-12-09 07:24 pm (UTC)anyway. It may or may not help, but it's worth a shot. :'D DEVIT ONLY WANTS LOVE AND ACCEPTANCE don't you understand ;;
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Date: 2009-12-09 08:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-09 11:35 pm (UTC)b-but lol, dresshop:'D HE CAN GIVE IT A GO hopefully he can avoid falling into the same I GIVE UP, HE'S CLEARLY A LOST CASE OF A LITTLE ASSHOLE as Michael has :>
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Date: 2009-12-11 06:54 am (UTC)Think it'd be alright to have an eight year old on the sharpshooting team? She's really quite good~
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Date: 2009-12-13 01:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-13 06:08 am (UTC)ALSO HAKUBA'S HER ONLY FAMILY, SHE'S AN ORPHAN WITH A DEAD OLDER SISTER, JSYK.