[Totally almost toppled over when Haruhi jumped on him - just cause he's used to it doesn't mean that the way she jumped on him wasn't unexpected!]

Oi, watch where you're jumping, you're gonna damage something one of these days! [Except he's totally making sure that she's not going to fall off his back.]

[Ten sees that glance of yours, Lockon, and raises you an 'oh, of course not!' one right back!]